Monday, May 31, 2010

Old timers

Barry Schiff is a retired TWA Captain. He writes for AOPA magazine, among others I'm sure. The latest AOPA Magazine ran an article from Schiff called, "Poor Judgement." I read that article while on the crapper this morning. Not an important detail, but just felt like it was part of my story here.

In that article, Schiff talks of 5 pilots who did stupid things. At the end of the article, two things happen. First, he chastises the pilots for their actions and behavior and states they should have had their licenses suspended for what they did or didn't do. He then states that he has the authority to judge them because in all five cases, the pilot was none other than, Barry Schiff himself.

I didn't expect that ending, but I did find it refreshing. I was very impressed with his level of humility about such a topic. I think humility is a very undervalued trait in this line of work. I did enjoy the article, and I even went back and reread some of his descriptions for each of the 5 cases he spoke of.

Then, while wiping, I had another thought. What I am about to say is not intended to discredit Capt Schiff as he's obviously moved past these mistakes and been very successful throughout his career. But, I don't believe Barry Schiff would make it in this industry if he were to be starting out in this day and age.

Today, even private pilots are held to a far higher standard than they were back the 60s when Schiff was flying airliners. There was far less controlled airspace to know about, less security issues, less FAA rules and restrictions, etc. Today, flying feels like a tightrope walk. The minute a pilot screws up just one thing, BAM! The Feds come down on him/her like a ton of bricks. Schiff admits to accidents that involved damage to and near loss of aircraft and all souls aboard. If a pilot was to make those mistakes today, one would no longer be a pilot. At the very least, they wouldn't be considered by an airline for employment. Yet, here we have someone who, with those major incidents in his past, became an career airline pilot. He was even a check airman on the Boeing 767. Capt Renslow from Colgan had some failures in his past as well, and his aviation career came to a very abrupt end in a way that I think we're all aware of. Schiff explains this in one of the last paragraphs of his article.

"That these 5 pilots survived their own stupidity is no credit to their skill. If Lady Luck had not been present, we likely would have learned about their misadventures in sobering NTSB reports." - Barry Schiff

Airlines will not even consider a new hire with a past like that these days. Hell, look at the two NWA pilots that were out of radio contact and overflew Minneapolis. Was there any immediate danger? Did those pilots operate the aircraft in a reckless manner? Did they exceed the aircraft limitations? Did they land on a taxiway? (ahem, Delta) Where they being cowboys? No... they weren't. Did they let their guard down and get bit in the ass? Yes. Their flight landed safely. No one was hurt and there was no damage to the aircraft. Yet, both of those pilots are no longer pilots.

This is a bit like salt in a wound for me as I've spend a substantial amount of time in my career thus far listening to old timers talk down to me about how inferior I am because I have less hours in my logbook than they do. We are still in the paradigm that number of hours directly equates to competence.

Experience is a decent teacher, don't get me wrong. That is the sole basis of the argument from these old timers. By making mistakes, they learned lessons and are better now. "Without those mistakes under your belt, you can't be as good." Here is where I disagree. There are other teachers available. I think it's completely and totally foolish to expect every pilot out there to do something really foolish and/or crash and aircraft in order to learn to be a good and safe pilot. It's a flat ridiculous idea to even suggest it. There's a reason people learn about history. It's so that we don't make repeat mistakes.

Pilots these days are brought up in much tougher and complicated times. We indeed have lots of technology at our disposal which does make some things easier, that's true. However, just learning this new technology and all it's intricacies is a venture in it's own. Just ask any career airline pilot about their type ratings and just how much of the training is devoted to learning just the avionics of the new aircraft to be flown.

The FAA regulations still state that an aircraft with a gross take off weight of over 12,500lbs with turbojet power requires a type rating. However, the insurance companies have made it so that this rule is basically defunct. True, you might buy a Cessna 421. It's under 12,500lbs and is piston powered. You can be multi engine rated. The aircraft does not require a type rating per the FAA. However, you will NEVER find an insurance company that will cover you unless you attend a training course on the aircraft. I've completed training on an aircraft that didn't require a type rating. The actual training was identical to that of a type rating. At the end, there was, essentially, a "checkride." Since it's not a "type rating" it's just called a "proficiency check." It's the same damn thing no matter what you call it. The insurance companies have pushed forth policies that override the FAA and for you to fly damn near anything anymore, you'll need the equivalent of a type rating.

Back in WWII, new military pilots were being sent up in P-51 Mustangs with around 200 hrs of flight time under their belts. 200 HOURS??? Can you just imagine??? Schiff might have tens of thousands of hours in more than 300 types of aircraft but in an article he wrote in August 2007, he recounts just how many hoops he had to jump through in order to be allowed to fly a P-51 today. That is a classic case of what the aviation world is like today.

Is this all bad? Actually, no. After all, pilots today can't make all these mistakes in order to learn, as the old guys did. The authorities have realized that improvements and additional restrictions and training were necessary so that pilots could learn to avoid these mistakes without having to crash an airplane and to be able to say, "Man, I shouldn't do that!"

The use of and increased technology of simulators has also aided in increasing safety during this training. I have heard more than a few old timers crap on simulators. "Eh, that damn thing's just a box. It's not a REAL airplane." Whenever I hear that I just think, "Why is it that those that talk the most, seem to know the least?"

Simulators are a fantastic instruction and experience tool. In the past, all aircraft training and qualifications had to be done in the actual aircraft. The requirements were fewer. Crashes have occurred and lives were lost due to a simulated emergency becoming a real one. Flying the box allows the instructor to do whatever he wants to the pilot(s). He can cause a tire to blow out on take off or landing. He can change weather conditions in a snap. He can shut down one or more of your engines. He can fill the flightdeck with smoke. He can cause electrical systems to overload and fail. He can do damn near anything. You can build a lot of experience in the box in less time than the aircraft and be completely and totally safe while doing it.

There is something to be said for the number of hours in a pilots logbook. True. But hours aren't everything. I've said it before, one of the most incompetent, lazy and dangerously ignorant pilots I've EVER flown with always bragged about his 15,000 hours. But, I've not mentioned this before. Last year, I was flying with a 20+ year captain who's bowels turned to water on a go-around for windshear. We were at about 1500ft AGL when we hit the windshear. I was flying. His voice jumped an octave higher and was trying to grab the controls from me while I was doing just as I had practiced in the box so many times before. Not to mention, picking up the slack on what he SHOULD have been doing, but wasn't because he was too busy shitting himself. As far as his duties, the standard call-outs and procedures that we are taught, went right out the window. I pushed the power up and was trying to climb, flying the airspeeds I was supposed to. He kept pushing the nose over wanting to fly faster while we oversped the flaps. And, yes, there was a load of paying passengers sitting behind us. His performance that night would have busted a checkride. If we'd had a fed on the jumpseat, I think the they'd have pulled his ticket. He acted like a scared little child. I was embarrassed for him, actually. It was a disgrace to our profession.

Today, we have learned that bending metal is a very expensive way to learn lessons. Pilots are learning more and learning faster. Flying is more regimented, more regulated and ratings and certificates are harder to obtain that they used to be. And, it's been paying off, too. Accident rates keep falling over the years. Consider also, there are a lot more aircraft and pilots flying these days.

So, just because the crew that shows up to your aircraft on your next airline flight looks like they might be in their 20s, don't freak out. They have likely worked harder and demonstrated more proficiency to get where they are then their predecessors.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Atlantis Humor

Well, I woke up in a hotel this morning. I was pretty groggy, but I managed to find the TV remote. I was flipping through some channels, seeing how many ways I can get in shape in just a few weeks. This one has to be my favorite. Then, I ran across the NASA channel. Atlantis was making it's landing. This was the final flight for Orbiter Atlantis.

When I joined the show, Atlantis was about 5 mins from touchdown. Once Atlantis got a little closer and entered its high-key position (~25,000ft) I heard, "Houston, Atlantis... field in sight." I was thinking, "WTF?" Then Houston came back with, "Hehehe... good luck with that one!"

Good stuff!

Monday, May 24, 2010

FFAOs

Federal Flight Attendant Officers.

Think about it. It might just make people think twice about not turning off their damn cell phone before pushback.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

The Weather Channel

I'm one of those who watch TWC when I'm getting ready in the morning on a trip. No, it's not certified aviation weather, but it's quick, simple and you can get a decent idea of what awaits you for the day all in the time you spend getting dressed in the morning. Perfect for when you're constantly waking up in different cities across the country.

Now, I'm not the biggest Stephanie Abrams fan, I'll admit. I don't "hate" her or anything like that, but sometimes, well... I watch TWC with the mute button on. She's got a LOT of energy, no doubt. But sometimes, the things that come out of her mouth... Wow. "The overnight lows will be around 45 degrees tonight with the slight chance of rain in the early morning hours. Hey Al! Look at this cloud right here! It reminds me of a dump I took last week! Yeah, with that taper on the end! That one really burned too! Oy Vey! Now, let's look at today's weathermaker..."

I'm not saying she's not qualified to do her job. She indeed is. However, it's those little instances, with little or no notice, where she starts spewing out random shit that drives me nuts. This morning, she was talking about tornadoes and showing a map of all the funnel cloud sightings from the previous day. Then I hear, "You know, thunderstorms are like big families. You have your really rockin' storms that make tornadoes, and then some other ones over here that are quiet and don't do much... which kind of storm are you?" WHAT IN THE HELL???? I am watching Reading Rainbow or something???

Ms. Abrams does have a lot of energy and she's not at all unattractive. Some people might think those are the reasons she has her job on a morning TV show. She has an education and background in meteorology as well, so it seems like that explains it.

But, I just felt that might not count for all of the appeal. Then... it hit me. She kinda looks like pornstar, Tiffany Minx! Yes! Maybe that's the final seal of approval. She's smart, energetic, pretty, and no matter what comes spewing out of her mouth, guys can watch TWC and envision things spewing in her mouth. Yeah, I can't believe I wrote that either...

Well, glad I finally got that one figured out. Time to get to the airport...

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Mesa's future?

Anyone recall this post about Mesa from last November? To me, this didn't come as much of a shock, but I did notice it just yesterday.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/sns-ap-us-mesa-air-group-delta,0,3929117.story

I know Mesa has flying with United and USAir, but I don't know if it's enough to keep them afloat. I don't want to see it go, but I'm thinking that's what will happen before too long.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Looking back...

I have to say, something dawned on me during a recent trip to a famous aviation museum. As I was admiring aircraft from eras gone by, it hit me. Let me throw some stats your way and see if you catch it.

DC2 - 14pax - 2 engines - 62ft long
DC3 - 32pax - 2 engines - 64ft long
307 - 33 pax - 4 engines - 74ft long
ERJ145 - 37pax - 2 engines - 93 ft long
CRJ200 - 50pax - 2 engines - 87 ft long
CRJ700 - 70pax - 2 engines - 106ft
ERJ175 - 76pax - 2 engines - 103ft

These old planes are quite large. Some of them 4 engined. Yet, they all carried about as much as regional jets do these days. That tells me two things...

Airlines are carrying more people while burning less fuel to do it. It also tells you passenger accommodations are getting smaller and smaller. Honestly, this isn't a shocker since the days that Juan Tripp announced that Pan Am would take a different direction than all other major carriers. Instead of flying the "well to do" at high prices, he offered to fly common folk for what they could afford to pay. This changed the very face of airline travel. However, I think even Juan Tripp wouldn't have thought that at least 25% of airline passengers would fly in sweatpants and flip flops.

It was quite a revelation to stand in front of the iconic 4 engined Boeing 307 and see that it carried fewer passengers than the little CRJ200. Then, I took a look at another piece of info comparing the cabin widths of these two aircraft.

CRJ200 - 8ft 4in
Boeing 307 - 12ft

Makes me wonder what would be said if passengers who where flying the 307 were to step into the future and see a CRJ200 pull up to there gate. Likely, they would be overcome with joy with such a sleek little futuristic jet. Then, they would step inside and look at the seating space. I'm thinking they might step back off at that point.